Procrastination

The Mother of All Evils. It's currently 12 to 3. wtf. Do home work they said.
Make Switzerland, they said. 1848 - Switzerland became a Federal state.
Happy 240th, neutral nation.

Signs of Change

The other day, we'll this day "Monday", I was walking around campus and I noticed something. The air was different. Sure, school was back in session. The hustle and bustle of the masses moving from A to B has a general white noise to it but this was different. The slightest hint of some crisp, clear Fall air surrounded me. Feeling this brought a smile to my face. Perhaps this summer wasn't quite as bad as it could've been and it isn't completely over, not just yet, but fall will be a welcome change.

On a different note, I hung out with and old aquaintence last night. Karaoke with her was the first actual time we had ever hung out together but even since high school we were only seprarated by one degree. Said degree has changed over time and expanded into just more than one person but never more than one was present. I must say it was quite enjoyable. Her and her friends are good, genuine people and they understand my sense of humor which is something rare. Some may laugh at my jokes but I wonder if they truely comprehend the depth of my wit at times. Example:


There it is in all of it's glory.

Signs

She's everywhere. In every familiar lock of hair, recognizable skin tone, a strut worth remembering, even in my dreams. Are these signs I should be following? If they are then it's a path I would rather not go down. Went down there before and got lost for 2 years. Cant afford that again. Even new friends have some characteristic of her. The worst is the name. Perhaps I'm just destined for those first 4 letters so similar, so smooth when they roll of my tongue but leave a bittersweet aftertaste. The times of yore are gone. Time to press on into a bold new world.

Light weight

No, i'm not refering the mojito incedent, just the fact that I'm sore from working out. Not counting the calf raises because I'm not sure what the number correlate to actual pounds hence they were negated but the number I came up with for total amount of weight moved just in the exercises to 42,660lbs. And thats just with 4 different exercises: squats, leg press, leg extension and leg curls.

Anyways, after a decent first day and some good people in my classes and good classes (the two are sometimes mutually exclusive) I'm looking forward to this semester. Love the fact that there are plenty of cute girls to talk to. I'm constantly rubbing it in the afce of my old roommates who went to tech but then i remember that they're both done with school and making $50k+ a year :( self fail

Going to go make a PB, honey and banana sandwhich. Must feed body

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

I have succeeded. It only took 5 tries but the experience that is Batman: The Dark Knight in IMAX has been witnessed.

In other news, I start school tomorrow. Yippy :-\ Should be ok though. Going to work hard, try to make some good friends, maybe meet a girl or two. Gotta be positive or else times wont be good.

I was going to post something longer about "what i did this summer" in memory of past school experience of post-summer education but i'll save that for tomorrow or something.

1 mojito, 2 mojito, floor! Just doesn't have that same ring

Alcohol flush reaction is a condition in which the body cannot break down ingested alcohol completely, due to a missense polymorphism that encodes the enzyme, acetaldehyde dehydrogenase (ALDH2) [1], normally responsible for breaking down acetaldehyde, a product of the metabolism of alcohol.[2] Flushing, or blushing, is associated with the erythema (reddening caused by dilation of capillaries) of the face, neck, shoulder, and in some cases, the entire body (except the feet) after consumption of alcohol.

Great...NOW my male asian friend tells me. Damn Asian Flush. I find my position somewhat frustrating at this point. In a way it could be considered my fault. I invited her but she drank. I did make her next drink but that was like over an hour later. Here it is not even 11pm and i hear snoring. Glad I got the damn wireless working so I could bitch about this. On another note, I'm hungry.

My appetite can be insatiable at times but not now. I could just go for a little something. PB and honey sammich perhaps? In a minute, though. Too busy wasting time.

Speaking of wasting time I've developed somewhat of an addiction. It hasn't quite dug it's inapropriate little hooks into me like a tick and I plan to keep it that way/ Balancing on the edge of the outsider/OP line. What is this, you ask? 4chan.

Fucking 4chan and whats even worse is that it's the /b/ board. The most random, dememnted, inapropriate, pornographic place on the internet. I almost akin my time spent there as a social study of human behavior when the 1st amendment is taken in it's most litteral and annotated form, "free speech". Besides having to pick up an almost entirely new vocabulary I subject my other online buddies to the shit on there. As for an example of the new words i've had to learn just to get wtf is going on in there I'll make a list.

OP:original poster. The guy that started the thread.

ITT: In this thread. Usually followed my a colon then the subject i.e. ITT:Your most intimate thoughts about your favorite pet

newfag: term for people new to 4chan who haven't quite made it all the way up the learning curve

sauce: The money shot at the end of a hentai or porn collection. basically used when someone posts a pic and other people like to please themselves to. If it's not a nude or sexy pic that could potentially be nude or sexy the the response would be "sauce?" or "sauce plox"

plox: an acronym for please but used in such a way as to make fun of people who say "plz"

fap: The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*


That is all for noa...damnit, 4chan.

And so it begins...

While having spent much time at my computer wasting time that could be much better spent doing other, more productive things I had yet, until recently, created a blog site. No, Xanga doesn't count. That was so high school...or 2 years ago. Those are not the same time frames.

Perhaps I should start of things with how I feel about myself and my e-habbits. For one, I use elipses (...) more often than I should. This may be due to the lack of emotion that words on a page simply cannot portray like speech can and/or my abundant use of sarcasm.

That is another thing that has a tendancy to run rampant but upon reflection I come to the conclusion that it is only with conversations over (insert instant messaging program of choice here) which I use my quick wit and sometimes blunt nature to get my point(s) across.

Across the top of my screen just below the address bar of my Firefox 3.0.1 Internets browse-o-matic (over) 9000 sits my bookmarks toolbar. These 26 websites are my window to the world. What world they take me to depends on the magical address they take me to. www.tremek.com will provide my every need for a quick car fix while Myspace and Facebook are my windows into other peoples' worlds. Myspace can suck a dick but because that is what it already does. Then there is Ebaum's World and Break who, more often than not, are simply mirrors for the same content a day or even an hour apart. My maxima forum is a place to research what will probably break on my car next and how much it will cost my parents to fix. 4chan is...oh god. Better just leave 4chan be. Ruckus is a place to download music for free then be pissed off you cant get it to your ipod so the files end up being wasted bandwidth and hard drive space. Excuse me for a second. Need to tuck in my shirt again. Some sarcasm slipped out there. Silly me. (yes, i keep my sarcasm under my shirt of which I am figuratively wearing because in reality I'm not wearing a shirt right now)

There are several other spots left but some of them rarely update, some i could care less about and then there is one for school.

Other e-habbits...lets see, shall we? Through the use of these sites and AIM/Yahoo I share my wealth of random and disturbing but sometimes joyous and uplifting links with the others who are currently logged in into my little world. They recieve mixed reviews but by mixed I mean good and laughing or wtf and that is fucked up.




According to Anon from 4chan the reason we do anything and everything is for 'teh LULZ'. Who needs (de)motivational posters when you've got LULZ?